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Thought for the Week
Posted: Friday, November 19, 2010
By: Duke (Expired article)Middle East Coast, USA -
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick
up your shovels, mount your asses and your camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land." (Exodus 12:37)
Nearly 75 years ago, (when the New Deal was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay
down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel; THIS IS the
Today, the Feds have stolen your shovel,
taxed your asses, raised the price
of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land.
I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, securitization, collateralization of debt obligations, monetization of debt, credit default swaps, etc. . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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